In Memoriam; Cleveland Browns ’08

Cleveland Browns Season   September 7, 2008 - December 28, 2008    R.I.P.

Cleveland Browns 2008 Season R.I.P.

After a 17 week illness the Cleveland Browns 2008 season passed quietly into eternal rest just after 4 p.m. Sunday December 28th.

Born to extremely high hopes on September 7th, the 2008 Season is survived by millions of wide mouthed, teary eyed fans worldwide dumbfounded over how a season of such promise could end so dismally and equally amazed at how one team can maintain such consistent inconsistency since its return to the NFL.

The 2008 Season’s passing was proceeded by that of GM Phil Savage and Head Coach Romeo Crennel.

No Memorial Services are planned at this time.   All stats, records and remembrances of the season will be cremated with internment to follow deep (like under the salt mines deep) in Lake Erie never to see the light of day again.

In lieu of flowers send tissues, Maalox and the best football minds money can buy.

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